Friday, November 4, 2011

Enjoy a bowl of cow piss soup with Hariati Sinaga now! Loose motions too!

Ummmm Aaaah. Loose motions feel awesome today. Hariati Sinaga and I have been having sex after mutually cooking vegetable soup with cow piss. The hungry Asian pussy is still in the toilet, I must join her fast for a new round of loose motions.

Ummmm. It’s so soft like her pussy. This anus buttock feeling through loose motions. So soft and chubby. Ummmm Hariati Sinaga’s soft pubic hairs you may play with. I bought hair pins, rubber bands, dog clips to tie those pubic hairs once and for all. Ummmm loose motions make me feel free, free!

This anus buttock feel. Ummmm. Aaaaah. Come to our home today to enjoy our cow piss soup cooked with all German vegetables! Enjoy a bowel now!


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer




Cow piss donors: the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia! Good news!

Good news all visa holders and wannabe Hindu Huns!

I finally obtained a jug of cow piss from the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia. Hariati the whore left it outside my office with a suicide note, the jug reading ‘Hunny.’

It looks like apple juice to me. I may only offer a sip to each one of you. Oh, what freedom it offers from humanity at large! Come to my office to enjoy it free!

I did have loose motions right after I’d tasted it, which is more good news. Now I’m wondering if the Sinaga clan of pimps and whores could send me some of their stupid elephant god’s semen to increase my sexual potency at this late stage of my career as a brothel keeper.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer




Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hariati Sinaga must wash my cock like it's the trunk of her poor elephant god

Last night, I had a large group of rich Arab buyers who simply refused to pay me for my sexual services, the reason being that my cock is ‘too short, smelly, wrinkled, old,’ and as they put it ‘suffering from various skin ailments like skin cancer.’

They left me a bottle of kerosene (don’t know if you’ve heard of it). It’s not oil, I suppose.

Now where’s our Hindu prostitute and the cow piss she promised?


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer



Monday, October 31, 2011

'Hariati Sinaga, come here with your boobs hanging low like a cow's,' by Christoph Scherrer @ ICDD, University of Kassel

I have a group of Saudi Arabs seeking free blowjobs today. They're also searching for secretaries like our dumb Hindu whore, Hariati Sinaga, due to whom we have no power over mankind. Those Saudis were meant to fuck me, now they're all asking for a Hindu cow.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com

Friday, October 28, 2011

Taliban whore Hariati Sinaga lectures Nazi pimp Christoph Scherrer @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel

My little whore, Hariati Sinaga's message:

'Sir, have you ever tasted cow piss? Here in these photos, you can see my Hindu Sudra (untouchable) cousins collecting and drinking cow piss, and also bathing in it. It's a holy rite. It's a soft drink for us. All of these cousins are looking forward to joining us at ICDD very soon. Sir, you can fuck them and they want visas, please. We will all stay in Germany.

They say if you have loose motions right after you've had cow piss, the cow will be happy with you and she will bless you. The cow, too, is our god. My theory: Sir, you're inferior to cows and monkeys! They're smarter than you. If the rat were our god, they wouldn't be any smarter. All our gods are equal, and rats aren't our gods so far. Sir, you're equal to a rat alone.

Anyway, we wash our homes with cow piss, and we drink it all the time! We all love cow piss. Sir, should I bring some bottles for you to drink and bathe with? You'd never feel cleaner. In one of these photos, you can see my dad and few uncles (soon to join you at ICDD -- they want visas, please) selling cow piss to ignorant people like you. We want to sell it to you and establish cow piss trade here in Germany. We have discounts, Sir. Can you buy it? Sir, it's very special. You must bathe with cow piss from now on or I wouldn't marry you. Also, it's a holy rite for us to kiss the cow's anus (as you see my cousin doing in the photo). Before we get married, Sir, I will make you kiss the cow's anus. It gives a special shine to the Hindu cock; you will enjoy it. It's a nice odour. You will surely love the smell of the cow anus.'


My response:

I didn't enjoy your blowjob today. Maybe after I've drunk and bathed with cow's anus, I will feel free. Yet I cannot buy it, as you know I'm very very poor. You can give it as a marriage gift to me. We can keep a cow at home to smell its anus each day. I want that special shine on my aging cock. We should buy a cock soon -- before we are jailed, we must marry before a cow.

As for your family, they must send me videos of themselves fucking one another before we can grant them visas and admissions here.

Nice to know your Arabic Taliban family drinks something other than semen.


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Personal website: http://anuschristophscherrer.blogspot.com





Thursday, October 27, 2011

Horny Boring Arabs Speak Out: Hariati Sinaga and Christoph Scherrer @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel


Horny Hindu Hariati Sinaga's message to me:

'Sir, I want to invite you to Hinduism. We worship all animals and fuck them too, it's fun. Here in these photos you can see our elephant god made of plastic, sinking in a tub with a black Hindu boy. Ooooh. I want his penis inside me now! Look at the plastic penis of the elephant god. Do you want to be Hindu, Sir?

We also worship monkeys. As you can see in the photo, man is taller than monkeys. Sir, when you call me ape-looking, I'm proud. We believe animals are superior to humankind, and that's why I decided to fuck you the very first day I saw you. Sir, you're such an animal, sexual beast, and you're also very very boring like a dumb animal. Your IQ is even lesser than mine.

To put it short, I'm lesser than an animal who is my god -- my theory. You're an animal, so you're my professor.

Now before we are jailed together for terrorism, robberies etc., let's fuck like jungle beasts, please Sir please, I'm horny now! Somebody take me!

As for our reputations on Google -- Sir, to be honest, nobody knows you or pays attention. You're soooo dumb and insignificant just like an untouchable Hindu street sweeper. As for me, my parents are living in slums of Indonesia. Nobody cares whether I'm slut or what.

Also Sir, I want to point out that because monkeys and elephants etc. are my gods, and you're my professor, I consider you lesser than monkeys and elephants etc. That is, your IQ is even less than that of apes because apes are gods, you aren't! Sir, you're sooooo stupid that even monkeys are superior to you!'

My reply:

Hairy Haiti, I will marry you because you remind me of my mother, a shy sexual Arabic mammal like you. She's very silent and Arab in nature, just like you -- never drinks or dopes, never expresses her sexual desires in public, but is always thinking about every man's cock. We fuck silently and nobody finds out. It's the same with you. 

I'm always thinking about your hairy cunt, while you're always thinking of my buns. You must fuck my brother too. Suck his cock now!

I believe your theory is right. I don't want to be your god. As I explained before, I'm dependent on dullards like yourself or I'd have to leave my job and join your dad, a Hindu street sweeper, on the streets. Elephants and apes are smarter than me. I'm just a poor dog who will always defend your horny honor. You're like my daughter, you bald ugly dull whore! I'm very attached to your cunt. Reminds me of my mother's. I'd do everything to keep you on our dullard team for fucking. Soon we'd be fucking in jail too!


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer




Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Nazi pimp Christoph Scherrer and Taliban slut Hariati Sinaga @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel


My horny Hindu slut, Hariati Sinaga’s email to me:
 
‘Here’s a photo of the penis god of Hinduism. I sit on him everyday for worship. Sir, do you want him inside your anus too? Ooooh. Aaaah. I take him up my cunt and arse both! He makes me really horny before I come to you for your daily dose of Hindu blowjobs.
 
Sir, your cock is getting smellier and shorter as you disgracefully age. What’s the secret behind?
 
Sir, do you also understand that I’m your equal now? Same extreme dullness, same ugliness, same poverty, same desperation for sex and money. You and I are equal Sir, even on Google. People read about our crimes each day and only dullards come to your school without Googling. They’re coming for visas, just like my hole family.
 
So neither you nor I have the brains or wealth to go to proper let alone well reputed academic institutions. We’re stuck in a rat hole together. Ooooh. Aaaah. Reminds me of my own hairy cunt!
 
I’m called Taliban whore on Google because I’m like an Arab slut, and you’re a Nazi pimp.
 
Sir, do you understand you may be jailed very soon? I’ve heard it everywhere. Who will get me sexual customers then? They’re saying maybe I will have to go to jail with you, as I’m pussycocking over your crimes just like a Hindu whore is meant to.
 
Your grandfather was a psychopath, a Nazi priest like Osama bin Laden, right? So you’ve inherited psychopathy and both of us have extremely poor genes, which make us equally dull, ugly and poor criminals. Sir, you were born criminal and you've been raised to live like one. How was your grandfather killed? Did United States kill your Nazi priest asshole of a grandfather? And you will die like a small smelly rat too, and I will remain as poor and insignificant as you for the rest of my sad widow's life.’


My response:

Hariati Sinaga, suck your untouchable Hindu father’s cock until he bleeds to death! I’m like a horny uncle to you. Go back to your poor cuntry, you Hindu whore! Surely I am smarter than you, not as dull as they all imagine.

I understand that nobody who Googles us gets here. Yet we are desperate for dullards who don’t Google and you are desperate for sex and visas. Without dullards like you, I would be jobless.

Now send your Hindu slut of your mother to me, and give blowjobs to my dad. He really needs you. Also do something about those pubic hairs of yours. You stopped growing at the age of 8 and only your pubic hairs have been growing. No brain cells, only pubic hairs in your Hindu development, you sad dumb Hindu bitch! You make braids over your cunt with those curly pubic hairs, you whore! I’m going to tell everybody your Hindu family forbids cunt shaving. You’re smelling sick out there, you ugly dull and poor Hindu whore!


German Hun,

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com